top 10 wedding gifts

My company posted some cubicles on craigslist. This is one of the responses I received:

I am really serious and willing to buy this item but i am presently on a tour and will be spending about 3 weeks. I want to get the item for my cousin's wedding as a surprise gift as i would not be available on the day of the occasion.

First off, he's on tour??? I wonder if he is a famous artist with a pseudonym. Do famous people shop on craigslist??

But of more interest... What a present...

"Surprise! Happy Wedding! I bought you the cubicles you registered for, they will go great in your new home with the carpet you picked out..."
hahahaha